Bring Me the Head of Quentin Tarantino by Julián Herbert

 


¡Vuela mi mente!

Bring Me the Head of Quentin Tarantino by contemporary Mexican author Julián Herbert - nine short stories and one novella collected here, stories that zoom along in hallucinogenic overdrive, stories that will - this time in English - blow your mind.

In one story, an artist agonizes over the prospect that his ghastly pornography will actually wind up as a killing machine; in another piece, a conceptual artist picks sheet music from his teeth only to find out the hard way his creation is anything but original; in yet another, the title work, the narrator, a film critic, watches as the front door of his house is blown out by a bazooka.  He's then taken to the secret lair of a drug king to discuss, among other topics, creativity, art and the aesthetics of postmodernism.

And here are the opening lines from three more JH blasters:

The Ballad of Mother Teresa of Calcutta: “Stop kidding yourself: that thing you call “human experience” is just a massacre of onion layers.”

M.L. Estefanía: “I was forty years old and smoking between twenty and thirty rocks a week when I transformed myself into Marcial Lafuente Estefanía.”

The Roman Wedding: “There isn’t a single car left in the Cadereyta prison lot, and the sun is beating down like a bottle-blow to the head.”



To share a more specific hit of what you'll encounter, I'll turn to a batch of direct quotes from one remarkable story, White Paper, dedicated to multidisciplinary artist Carlos Amorales (thus the pics of the artist's work).

WHITE PAPER
"They brought us here with the promise that we'd get some hands-on experience. Our specialty is crime-scene analysis. This particular scene has become a labyrinth. The house has been purified."

"A pale powder covers the furniture and the fixtures in the bathroom and kitchen. It's as if a whole family had been massacred in a tub of whitewash."



"We don't know who we are, what authority we have to be here, or when our task will be completed. We don't even know one another."

"In contrast to the flush of dawn on the outer edges of the investigation, our identities are obscure. And what's more, we're hemmed in by music that prevents us from going outdoors, even to the garden."



"They say that the curtains are evidence: one more white spatter pattern that bleeds into everything. Others think we are ghosts: murder victims eternally trapped in the private residence of our extinction. Yet others doubt if it's that simple: it would be easier if we were just ghosts rather than witnesses for the prosecution."

"The one indication that we might be dead is our recognition that we are on the verge of insanity: madness is the nearest thing to being a ghost."



"We have no idea how big the garden is, which is why we don't dare venture across it: what if the music were to catch up with us and slice us in two before we reached the street?"

"We're only human: from time to time we amuse ourselves with vain pastimes. The other day, in the garbage (despite having been purified by white spatter patterns, the house is still a monumental trash heap), we found a cardboard box containing hundreds of transparent spinning tops....We put aside the tweezers, cameras, and precision rulers to sit on the floor and spin tops. We watched them dance under the light of our flashlights, placed bets, and held tournaments until the room was, in forensic terms, a dunghill."

"It's an aggressive plan but destruction has its own music. Soon we'll be free: when the walls fall and the ceilings of the crime scene we're investigating finally gives way and descend on our heads."



Here's critic Chris R. Morgan on these Julián Herbert tales: "Sophisticated protagonists convene with subterranean society and return to report surreal, nightmarish encounters in the vigorous and cynical language of hardened adventurers."

Ready to join the adventures? Sure you are. Pick up Julián's book and feel the jolt ten times over.


Mexican author Julián Herbert, born 1971

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