The Phantom Blooper by Gustav Hasford

 


THE PHANTOM BLOOPER - written with such ferocious intensity, you don't read this novel as much as you live it, scene by scene. page by page.

Former US Marine Gustav Hasford wrote two classic novels about the Vietnam War. The Phantom Blooper begins where his The Short-Timers ends.

"But whatever name we use, we all know in our hearts the true identity of the Phantom Blooper. He is the dark spirit of our collective bad consciences made real and dangerous. He once was one of us, a Marine. He knows what we think. He knows how we operate. He knows how Marines fight and what Marines fear.
The Phantom Blooper is a Marine defector who deals in payback. Slack is one word the Phantom Blooper does not understand."

The Phantom Blooper starts off with a Dedication: “This book is dedicated to the three million veterans of the Viet Nam War, three million loyal men and women who were betrayed by their country.”

Not exactly a tribute to the United States of America. I suspect this is one prime reason Gustav Hasford's novel is no longer in print.

Below his Dedication, Gustav Hasford includes an article from Newsweek magazine, August 1968, citing that following a skirmish near Phu Bai, US Marines discovered “Among the Viet Cong killed was the apparent leader of the guerrilla band - a slender young Caucasian with long brown hair.”

In the first section of the novel, the tale's narrator, a US Marine by the name of Joker, exchanges ominous thoughts and feelings with his fellow Marines revolving around the Phantom Blooper, a Marine who has gone over to the other side, the side of the Viet Cong. The Phantom Blooper is the stuff of myth; the Phantom Blooper is, by Joker's reckoning, "the dark spirit of our collective bad consciences made real and dangerous."

Talk is quickly replaced by action as the Marines come under fierce attack just at the point when US forces are taking steps to abandon Khe Sanh. In the aftermath of the battle, an unconscious Joker is taken prisoner by the Viet Cong.

The second section, the heart and guts of the novel, Travels with Charlie (blistering ironic spinoff of John Steinbeck's lyrical travelogue), covers Joker's years as a prisoner of war in a small Vietnamese village.

Gustav Hasford's words here are words of blood, sweat and fire. Thus, I'll tie my comments to the following direct quotes taken from this section:

"When I first came to the village over a year ago I said to myself: These are not reservation Indians. These Viet Cong people are not Asian mutants like the Vietnamese I saw as a Marine, not those sad, pathetic people with a cloned culture and no self-respect, greedy and corrupt, ragged shameless beggars and whores -Tijuana Mexicans. These Viet Cong people are an entirely different race. They are proud, gentle, fearless, ruthless, and painfully polite."

Initially, Joker spends his days, dawn to dusk, in the backbreaking task of harvesting rice right along side the women, men, children of the village.

"I'll never escape from Hoa Binh until the Viet Cong trust me enough to allow me to go on a combat mission. Until then, I must wait patiently and pretend to be a genuine defector or they will ship my scrawny ass nonstop to a broom closet in the Hanoi Hilton. If I've learned anything from these people, it is the power of patience. Escape will take time because my conversion must appear gradual and sincere.
There are no fools in this village."

Joker comes to recognize the Viet Cong see Americans more clearly than Americans see themselves, but Americans can't see the Viet Cong at all.

"As a Combat Correspondent I was part of the vast gray machine that does not dispense clean information. The American weakness is that we try to rule the world with public relations, then end up believing our own con jobs. We are adrift in a mythical ship which no longer touches land.
Americans can't fight the Viet Cong because the Viet Cong are too real, too close to the earth, and through American eyes what is real can only be a shadow without substance."

Joker's words speak to his becoming assimilated into not only village life but the land itself.

"We move through the black jungle as silent as ghosts. We don't fight against the jungle the way foreigners do. The jungle is alive and the jungle never dies. The jungle is the one thing you can't beat, and the fighters know it.
To the Americans the jungle is a real and permanent enemy. The jungle is undisciplined. The jungle does not respond to subpoenas. The jungle definitely is not going along with the program."

Joker is eventually taken on combat missions through the jungles with Viet Cong guerrillas. Understandably, Joker experiences conflicting thoughts and emotions (understatement) as he prepares to face off against US troops. Joker senses he himself has now become the Phantom Blooper.

"Heavy boots crunch into dry scraps of rotten bamboo. Voices drift in on the wind, heavy voices, deep voices that talk slowly.
A helmet covered with camouflage canvas emerges an inch at a time from a wall of jungle that is a hundred shades of green. Half of a sweaty face appears, eyes looking up for snipers and down for booby traps and antipersonnel mines. Then a bulky sun-faded flak jacket. Then the black barrel of an M-16.
The point man is a Marine snuffy, breaking trail with a machete.
I'm not sure I can hack this shit. These are not Elephants, they're Black Rifles- Marines. What am I supposed to do, shoot them or buy them a beer?"

The drama builds and builds. What happens from this point forward is for every reader to discover.

The Phantom Blooper is available in its entirety online, free-of-charge via this link: https://msuweb.montclair.edu/~furrg/V...


American author Gustav Hasford, 1947-1993


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