The Wicked Go To Hell by Frédéric Dard

 


The Wicked Go To Hell - Frédéric Dard's short novel published in 1956 captures the dark, paranoid uneasiness France experienced during the years of the Cold War.

On the opening pages, a police officer by the name of Mèrins relates how the chief of the French Secret Service calls him into his office and lays it out: they've caught a spy trying to steal top secret information, a first step for a terrorist attack. He won't talk; he won't tell us who he's working for or the details of his organization no matter how much we torture him (Mèrins can hear the blows and screams coming from the next room). Therefore, the old chief continues, we take the next step: we send him to prison and put you in the same cell. Become pals and escape together – he'll surely lead you to the head of his gang of terrorists. Once we know who's in charge, we can destroy them all.

The narrative immediately switches from first-person to third and we witness Frank and Hal, both badly beaten up, placed in the same cell with a mute runt who murdered his wife. And here's the game Dard sets out: Hal and Frank; Frank and Hal - as readers, we don't know who is the cop and who is the spy.

Hal and Frank snarl at one another as their suspicion and loathing (both accuse the other of being a cop) boil over into violence. The fat sadistic chief warder called Bull warns them another round of fighting and they both spend a week of solitary downstairs in total darkness with loads of giant rats.

But Frank and Hal's intense hatred and resentment of each other prove too extreme - they do fight again – and off they go to solitary. They find out the hard way the Bull wasn't exaggerating about those gnawing giant rats. Back in their cell, after an excruciating week each shut up alone in their respective black as midnight tomb-like dungeon, they're about ready to call a truce.

Then it happens: there's big news: a guillotining in the jail's courtyard for the prisoner who killed a cop, scheduled during the town's annual festival. Now's the time – Hal outlines his plan of escape. The pair share an uneasy partnership. The fateful day arrives and it's action and more action making for an exciting pager-turner. Frank and Hal eventually take refuge on a small deserted island.

Surviving on the island for a time, one of the pair muses, "There are times when whether a man's a cop or a crook means nothing, times when it ceases to matter which side of the fence he's on. There aren't any fences any more! We're just a couple of guys! Two poor saps adrift in the lowest depths of hell!"

They develop a friendship of a kind. But, but, but...after some days a third person washes up on the island – Dora, an attractive young blonde who claims to have lost her husband when their sailboat capsized. Nothing like a luscious beautiful dame to add drama to their plight.

In his review of the novel for The Spectator, Jeff Noon wrote: "It’s a game of cat and mouse where cat and mouse are both wearing masks: claustrophobic, paranoid in the extreme, and very entertaining. A tough-guy version of Kafka."

Permit me to offer a recommendation: once finished the novel, go back to the first page where Mèrins states: "I must admit something: we do actually have a conscience. But it is so deeply buried under our DUTY that we are practically unable to hear its voice when, as happens with everyone's conscience, it starts to protest. It's better that way, believe me.” Mèrins' reflections here follow his time in prison and on the island. Knowing what tribulations Mèrins has had to endure gives expanded meaning and depth to his words.


French crime novelist Frédéric Dard, 1921-2000

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